Whose to say they didn't though, you know?ģ. It's our Pacific Ocean, you know, if, when Lewis and Clark got to the Pacific Ocean they had jerked off in it. Eventually, we settle on a handful that we queue up before going to town, and finally pick one we're going to definitely finish with. That would be an apt comparison if Lewis and Clark had been jerking off the whole time and the only thing they discovered were a bunch of breasts. What if the next video is even better? What does the title 'Sex gymnast gets gold fucking medal' even mean? Should we click on that video that has a thumbnail of what looks like an alien? It's like we're Lewis and Clark exploring the Louisiana Purchase. There is too much porn on the Internet that it makes masturbation paralyzing. Channel surfing for porn just like he would if he was watching TV. Either we're just scrolling through Twitter and realize we've unconsciously had our hand in our pants for the last 15 minutes, or we have nothing to do so we're like, 'Guess we might as well crank one out.' Idle hands and all that.Ģ. It always begins with him either not even realizing he's masturbating or realizing he has an hour to kill.
